Jaaaaaaahn!

Ask me anything   7 is the number.

twinkletarsals:

why is your dog zaboomafoo 

twinkletarsals:

why is your dog zaboomafoo 

(Source: memewhore, via pagingme)

— 44 minutes ago with 302606 notes
alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

(via dulect)

— 10 hours ago with 24843 notes

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 15 hours ago with 249027 notes

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via awkwardvagina)

— 15 hours ago with 404109 notes